The Cliquetionary

You Say Ahb-viously	It Means Obviously (obviously!)
Ah-dorable	Soooo cute
Ah-dore	Like it a lot
Ah-greed	Totally think you’re right
Ah-mazing	The best ever
Ah-nnoying	Like a pebble in your shoe. Or Claire’s little brother Todd.
Alpha	Leader
Alpha status	Being the leader
Apple-C	Copy / Copying / Copycat
Aw-nestly	For real
Ay-sap	ASAP
B-listers	Not an Alpha – someone who isn’t worthy, totally on the b-list
Busted!	Caught / Oops!
Current State of the Union	Massie's daily listing of what's hot/not
D2M	Dead to Me
DEC	Direct Eye Contact
Dial P for Phony	or L for Loser, etc.
Done	Okay
Done, done and done	Decided, conversation completely over
DSL Daters	Girls who hook up quickly
Ehmagawd	OMG
E-nuff	I can’t take any more
EW	Eternal Wannabe
FEW	Friend of an Eternal Wannabe
File	Fake-smile
Firsty-lasty status	Using someone’s first and last name; status given only to the cutest boys
Giggle-blurted	A nervous half laugh/half talk
Given	Obviously / Of course
GLU	Girls Like Us
Go awn	What are you waiting for?
Gossip points	Points awarded for good gossip
H2G	Hard to get
HART	Hawt, Alpha, Rich, Toned – qualities of A-list Boys
Hawt	Opposite of ugly
Heart it/I heart	I love
I double-dog heart that	Love it x 10
J'adore	I love
Jobby	A job-hobby – something you do for fun, nawt money (like making jewelry in your bedroom and selling it to a local boutique)
Laytah	See ya
LBR	Loser Beyond Repair
LISP	Little Seventh Grade Peon
Luh-v	Loooove
MAP	Maximum Alpha Potential
MSP	Major Star Potential
Nawt	In no way. At all. Ever.
Nuh-thing	Nada
OCD	Octavian Country Day School
OL	Off Limits
Opposite of true	False (get it?)
Panic-bolt	A bolt of fear driven by panic
PC	Private Conversation
Point	Yes / Good point
Por fah-vor	Please
POTI	Pretty on the Inside
POTO	Pretty on the Outside
Puh-lease	As if! Or sometimes meaning ‘pretty please’
Punch-backs	A game -- be the first to spot a particular item and punch your friend (e.g., “Burberry poncho, no punch-backs”)
Shoporexic	Not being able to shop
Swear on Bean [or whatever the name of your pet is, if You have one]	Bean is Massie's dog; means ‘swear to god’
TFFW	Too funny for words
TPC	The Pretty Committee (duh)
Turn-awff	Opposite of desirable
VIG	Very Important Guest
Wannabes	Followers, not Clique-worthy girls
Wear or dare	A game -- if you don’t do the dare, you have to wear
Word jumbles	A word game -- “rorsy” for “sorry”, “meowsa” for “awesome”